The Halloween Ride of Maggie O’Lear*
Listen, dear readers, and you shall hear
Of the Halloween ride of Maggie O’Lear,
On the 31st of October in twenty nineteen;
Hardly a sign can still be seen
Of that autumn trip of the wicked seer.
On a dark night, to Olde Town she came
To foretell such deeds that filled all with fright
Death and destruction and more of the same.
She foretold disaster before dawn brought light.
One death or two, a dozen times four,
She screeched and she hollered and threatened some more,
Then Ari, Andreas, Rayne and Nicholas too
Called magic to bath her in sticky blue goo,
She’s gone now, so sorry, with a final boo hoo.
Ally Shields (With my sincere apologies to William Wadsworth Longfellow)
*Reposted from 2019 - a Guardian Witch characters holiday spoof
1 cup marshmallows
3/4 cup light corn syrup
2 1/2 cups confectioners’ sugar
1/4 cup margarine
2 teaspoons water
(You can add food coloring of your choice)
5 quarts popcorn popped and ready in bowl - plain
(optional add-ins: candy corn, nuts, or M&Ms)
Instructions:
Bring to boil in sauce pan: everything except popcorn (and add-ins)
Slowly pour hot mixture over popped corn.
Grease hands or gloved hands with margarine. Lightly mix ingredients with hands (adding optional candy corn, nuts, or M&Ms as it cools) and mold into the size balls of your choice.
Allow to set, then wrap in plastic wrap.
Enjoy!